Kevin Jonas gets to have sex!

Here's the Thing:

No one actually cares about Kevin Jonas. In fact, I always just called him the Fat Jonas Brother.

Either which way People is reporting, Kevin, 21, and Danielle, 22, got engaged yesterday morning when Kevin showed up on her door step in New Jersey, dropping down to his knee and asking her to marry him. Kevin states "she said 'yes, yes, yes' like 500 times, super fast in a row."

First of all, why am I not surprised that the girlfriend of the Fat Jonas is from New Jersey. Although, I do have a new appreciation for the trash that comes out of New Jersey ever since I watched The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Second of all, that's really young to be getting married. That's basically someone my age getting married. Imagine me getting married. No effing way am I ready to be a wife! Now, I understand, that he took a "vow" to remain a virgin until married, but if you get married that young, it's not much of a vow. At this rate, I may be a virgin until I'm married, and I didn't even ask for that!

Third of all, I thought he was gay...???

Fourth of all, are you sure that her 'yes,yes,yes' wasn't just practice for when she has to fake it?

Congrats on your nuptials KJ!

[pic from sprinklepoponline.com]