Eskimo's Lament

Here's the Thing:

Today, Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska, announced that she will step down at the end of the month.  As Vice President candidate in last year's election, many thought that she was the GOP front runner for the 2012 Presidential election.  

Her resignation could mean a plethora of things, and here are some of my theories:

1.  She wants to be able to devote more time to the 2012 election- I am blown away that any sane person would actually consider her for President.  I am pretty sure that if she ever became President, America would spontaneously combust.  

2. She has signed on for her own reality or talk show- if this is the case, I will be thrilled! A Sarah Palin talk show would be without a doubt the most entertaining thing I've ever seen. I smell an emmy! 

3.  Tina Fey is quitting 30rd Rock, and she will be replacing her.

4.  She will be designing her own line of t-shirts with the phrase "I like guns!" 

Although I do not agree with anything that Sarah Palin believes in- and I actually believe she is a disgrace to both women and mankind, I am rather sad to hear this news.  At least she was entertaining!